My 2023 Fantastical Gardeners Christmas List Wish

In a world brimming with practicality, behold the utterly unnecessary and whimsically impractical gift guide for gardeners!

Disregard the ordinary watering cans and gloves, this guide explores the realm of garden gifts that no gardener requires. This list transcends the mundane, catering exclusively to those gardeners with a penchant for the wildly impractical and delightfully extravagant.

Just FYI. I’ll be accepting gifts from the start of Hanukah (December 7) to the end of Three Kings Day (January 19).

My past Christmas lists are here (bear in mind I’ve never received any of these items, making them still-active wish lists):

• Totally impractical 2020 garden gift wish list
• My 2019 Christmas garden wish list
• My 2011 Garden Christmas Gift List
• My 2010 Garden Wish List
• My 2009 Christmas Gift List

Happy holidays to you and yours.

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  It looks to be AI-generated, but none-the-less Id make room for it in my living room.

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  Technically, no one needs Crocs. Period. They are an abhorrent aberration of a shoe in my opinion. But if I were to have any, these would be it.

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  Another AI-looking chair.

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  I seem to like chairs. £1,251.00 for a set of two of these indoor/outdoor chairs. I’d need two. Find them here: https://www.uniqueluxurydesign.com/en/armchairs/4763–filicudi-poltrona.html

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  More seating, but this time as art. I cannot find where, or who sells these. I may have to make my own.

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  I seem to have a seating theme this year. For these butterfly chairs – you can only request a price. And if you have to ask for a price, they’re probably just right for me. Find them here: https://archello.com/product/butterfly-9.

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  With so many chairs, I’m gonna’ need some pillows. Find these here: https://www.amazon.sa/-/en/Green-Philosophy-Co-Monstera-Deliciosa/dp/B0BWNWFN3F?th=1

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  The chairs will have to sit on something. Here’s a moss-design carpet. I cannot find the original cost of this, but they do have other organic-looking carpets here: https://angelaadams.com/.

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  I’ll need more pillows for all those chairs. These are nice ones. And they’re affordable! Find them here: https://www.amazon.com/Pillows-Outdoor-Decoration-Invisible-Bedroom/dp/B0BVLL779R

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  C’mon. You need this. And it’s a steal at $1,482.50. Find them here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1465753769/garden-bear-garden-sculpture-topiary

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  You can shop at my shop for framed art, clothing, cards, and home goods – all with my original photography. If you really do order note that sizes run very small and to order a size or two larger than you wear. Visit https://jim-charlier.pixels.com/.

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  More shameless self-promotion. I am very shameless, ask anyone. But this makes a great gift for a Potterhead gardener you may know. It’s my new book of garden crafts for wizards, launched this past September. Order one today from here on my website and I’ll send you a signed copy!