Totally impractical 2020 garden gift wish list

I collect photos (and links when I can) of things I think would be great in a garden. They’re totally impractical for many reasons from price to unwarranted extravagance. But wouldn’t they be cool?

If you order now and have it shipped to my house directly, I may still get it before Christmas. December is my birthday month too, if that gives you extra incentive.

Here are past wish lists. I haven’t gotten any of these things either, so you can pile these on, it’s a cumulative, rolling Christmas wish list…

• My 2019 Christmas garden wish list
• My Christmas garden wish list 2018
• My garden Christmas gift wish list 2011
• My gardening Christmas list, if it’s not too late 2010
• My Christmas Wish List 2009

I could handle this. Don’t know where I saw it, but I love it.

Groovy statement chair. Edesville Swivel Side Chair available at Wayfair.

I have no need for these. But I’d find a place.

At $174.22, it’s a steel steal! Medium Rustic Exterior Metal Garden Art Sculpture. On Etsy!

I don’t have any air plants, but these hanging planters could justify getting some.

Totally impractical, I wouldn’t even have room for one. But I’d take it in the red, please. The Bloom Chair, at $1,099, it’s probably too much for a stocking stuffer.

Every year, I keep thinking I will make some of theses totems on my own. I’m capable, I just never get around to it. Garden Totems on Etsy.

Now that we can more safely entertain outdoors, anything we can do to extend the outdoor season, we’re open to. A Deathstar Steel Fire Pit could just be the fireplace we’re looking for. At $2,129.99 it could cover both Christmas and birthday, as much as I hate combining the two (mom never did).

We had one of these, in basic black, in my parent’s cottage for a while in the ’70s. These customized, free-standing versions would be great in a back yard.

Exotic hose nozzles. For the gardener that has everything else. Leopard, cobra, and black mamba, shown. More here.

A $699 Christmas tree stand “The Root” that looks like tree roots in gold. Silver and black are only $249. Totally practical, as it holds a tree in which you’ve already had the roots removed.

Silver Claw Hose Holder. Just because.