My gardening Christmas list, if it’s not too late

I know it’s late, Christmas is only a couple days away, but I’ll be accepting Christmas gifts late in to the new year. I never got anything off of last year’s list, so that’s all still out there for the gifting. (Above is the “Meat Seat” not in production, unfortunately.)

I don’t need another vloerkleed (doormat in Nederlands), but this multi-season one I would accept.

A hose nozzle I can get behind, especially for scaring away squirrels. They may not get the significance, but I would.

Tolerable garden art. Only $49.99.

 

This could be the year I actually start a bonsai.

I don’t want chickens. I don’t want a chicken coop. But if I did, I’d want this one.

I have just the spot for this coat rack. A little bit pricey though, at €120-€150 per branch.

I’ll get rid of my three-year-old grill if I got this one for Christmas, or any fireplace from this company.

 

Not a garden or outdoor project but I’d take these clever corner frames none-the-less.

These planter tables are nice. I’d find room for them.

Birds need front porch lights too.

 

Bamboo coasters satisfy my typographic propensities.

 

I love this disappearing chair. I can picture a whole dining room set including table…

I’m sure I could rig up this planter system, but why bother if one of you will buy it for me.

 

Did you see my post on cemetery garden plots? If I die before I design my own, I’ll take one of these. No rush.

It’s called a Schizo Vase. Perfect for me.

I had asked for something like this last year and no one came through. I’m still waiting.

Cool, huh? A cactus I won’t kill. Only £260.00. Plus shipping.

If you can’t afford to get me a whole grandfather clock, I’d take this portion. Not for outdoors, but still cool.

I’d take the orange, or lime chair, please. Beats the plastic Adirondack chairs I have now.

This would accentuate any yard or garden, and drive people batty.

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